Little boy: Mom, can I download you?
--Barnes & Noble, Astor Place
Boy: I'm scared of skeletons.
Chick: How come? They're just bones.
Boy: No, evil ones. Like pirate skeletons.
Chick #1: One of my earphones on my iPod is completely busted.
Chick #2: Why? Do you listen to it really loud?
Chick #1: Yeah, on the subway. I try to drown out the noise.
Chick #2: I wish they made iPods for the nose so you could drown out the smell.
--Life Cafe Nine 83, Bushwick